genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via perchancetodance)

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lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

(via stevebuckey)

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whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

(via sassy-spoon)

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yerawhovianharry:

if you ever see a really white concealer and think “who’s pale enough to wear this lol” chances are i can wear that concealer

(via blckthrn)

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via royalteens)

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sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

(via perchancetodance)

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via royalteens)

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

(via natnovna)

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via j4ya)

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