fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via royalteens)

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pacid:

7 years later and i’m still not over chris’ death in skins

(via ye11owhouse)

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minteh:

"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

(via sassy-spoon)

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vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

(via stylestbvh)

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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via black-hell)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via tifferini)

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